I have an impending child, and even before we knew Emily was pregnant I have been thinking about all the things I want to share with my kid. There's so much! How (and why) to be decent to another person! How to tell which chocolates are good in a big box of chocolates! What pizza mouth means and how to avoid it!
But this kid isn't showing up until January, so I figure I had better write it all down so I don't forget.
